Uncle Otto's Strand of Purrls
"Ghosts aren't real. It's probably an intruder."
"Cat. Scratch. Fever. You're a Cat!"
"Cats do not actually enjoy cradles... but string is always appreciated!"
"You will read this and say 'Geez! I could write better fortunes than this!'"
"Spring rolls are worth more than their weight in large bills. Take home a pound tonight!"
"Stop pouting. Real cookies await you at home."
"Cat. Scratch. Fever. You're a Cat!"
"Cats do not actually enjoy cradles... but string is always appreciated!"
"You will read this and say 'Geez! I could write better fortunes than this!'"
"Spring rolls are worth more than their weight in large bills. Take home a pound tonight!"
"Stop pouting. Real cookies await you at home."